Q. Why do they call it a "roach clip"?
            A. Because "pot holder" was already taken.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?
Doobie.
Doobie who?
Doobie a favor and pass the joint.
 

Q. How do fish get stone?
A. SeaWeed.
 

Q. What do you call someone who smokes 15 bowls in a row?
A. Don't bother calling him anything, he doesn't even know you're there.
 

Two stoners are walking down the street and they pass by a dog that is licking his balls. One stoner says, "Gee, I wish I could do that." The other stoner turns around and says, "You'd better pet him first!"
 

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